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"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Pirate buying hip hop.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

New music conference

"Free Bird!"

Summertime.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Chicken soup books

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Sex Section in the Library

Books and Phones

Military history

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Old songs made new

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Cowpunk

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'