Genre-switcher T-Shirts

"I'm always typecasted for the same role. Can't you find me something else? Like a musical or romantic comedy?"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Free Bird!"

Currently Boston

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Chicken soup books

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Sex Section in the Library

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Military history

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'I've been transferred again.'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

"So obvious, there all the time"