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Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Any experience?"

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Respected Professionals

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

When staffing agencies screw up.

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'Trick or treat.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Russell Rebrand

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

Hotdish.

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'