Story Switcher Mugs

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Any experience?"

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

When staffing agencies screw up.

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Respected Professionals

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'Trick or treat.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Where Are They Now?

Hotdish.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'