Story Adapter Mugs

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Audio Books

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Writer's block?"

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Books Providing Bright Idea

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Writer's Block Party

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Proceedings of the club

"It's post-gingerbread."

Meet the pop-up author.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"