Story Adapter Gifts

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Audio Books

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Books Providing Bright Idea

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Writer's block?"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Now all we need is a good script."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Writer's Block Party

Proceedings of the club

Meet the pop-up author.

"It's post-gingerbread."

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."