
"When I come to edit my life, this will be a deleted scene."
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"When I come to edit my life, this will be a deleted scene."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
Copycats
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Squeezing the Free Press.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Thru versus Through Traffic
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
First Novels.
Reading my Critics
Punctuation Police
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Someone who knows apostrophes
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'
Press Freedom
'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'
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