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'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Runaway Horse

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Knights of the bedside table.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Dorothy and Toto

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Reality Wagon Train

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Gorillas Learn to Read.

'And then Baby Bear said...'

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

An owl searches for a pussycat.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen