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Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Currently Boston

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I've been transferred again.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

Floating Voters

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"Shuffle Mode"

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Honer at his honing machine.

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'

'There's one possibility, Senator -- if you switch parties, the voters might not recognize you!'

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

"Wait, I've changed my mind."