Sports Switcher Mugs

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Currently Boston

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I've been transferred again.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Floating Voters

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

"Shuffle Mode"

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Honer at his honing machine.

'There's one possibility, Senator -- if you switch parties, the voters might not recognize you!'

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.