Team Switcher Mugs

Currently Boston

"I've gone off Newcastle- can I have a Man Utd kit mum."

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'I've been transferred again.'

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Any experience?"

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Respected Professionals

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Remember when there was no 'i' in team?'

Where Are They Now?

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Russell Rebrand

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'