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"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

Snooker Golf.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Improvised Dentistry.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

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'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"Sumo Hockey."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"Sounds like a real game changer."

Forged signed memorabilia.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'They're for a friend.'

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When sports collide...

"I think he is going to bring on the young players."

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

'Why does everyone keep telling us to remember 1966? My Dad wasn't even born then.'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

18th century bare knuckle fighters.