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"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

Snooker Golf.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Improvised Dentistry.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

Forged signed memorabilia.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Sumo Hockey."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

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'They're for a friend.'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

When sports collide...

"I think he is going to bring on the young players."

18th century bare knuckle fighters.

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."