Storybook Switcher Gifts

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Runaway Horse

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Knights of the bedside table.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Dorothy and Toto

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

Reality Wagon Train

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'And then Baby Bear said...'

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

An owl searches for a pussycat.

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen