Genre-switcher Pillows

"I'm always typecasted for the same role. Can't you find me something else? Like a musical or romantic comedy?"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Free Bird!"

Currently Boston

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Chicken soup books

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Sex Section in the Library

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Military history

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'I've been transferred again.'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

Classic vs Rock

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'