Music Genre Explorer Pillows

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Everyone laughed at Hank for being the only drummer in a country western band with a set of Timpanis until one night at Gilley's bar

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Don't call me ska face!"

Hip-hop-opotamus.

Adult Oriented Rock

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Musician

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Theorbo

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Free Bird!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Musical genres

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Chicken soup books

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Sex Section in the Library

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Military history

Musician's Fishing Trip

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'