Music Genre Buff Pillows

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Horti-Culture

"Look! No hands!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Allegro con molto espresso

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Musical genres

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"