Genre Buff Pillows

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Backfire

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Look! No hands!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Albert & Myra - The End Story

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