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'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Horti-Culture

"Look! No hands!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Allegro con molto espresso

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Musical genres

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."