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Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Mysteries.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Oh man, every time.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

Fiction book sales.

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'