Theater Snob T-Shirts

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Mikado

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Cossack dancers

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Oh man, every time.'

The book is so much better than the film..

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Upstart Crow

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

William Shakespeare

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Beckett on ice