Film Snobbery T-Shirts

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Oh man, every time.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'New money or old money?'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'He's a mixed breed.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

Fiction book sales.