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'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

"Ths is supposed to be a pretty exciting movie."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

The book is so much better than the film..

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Oh man, every time.'

'A sandwich?'

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'