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"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Oh man, every time.'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."