Music Genre Explorer Gifts

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Everyone laughed at Hank for being the only drummer in a country western band with a set of Timpanis until one night at Gilley's bar

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Don't call me ska face!"

Hip-hop-opotamus.

Adult Oriented Rock

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Musician

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Theorbo

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Free Bird!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Musical genres

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Chicken soup books

Sex Section in the Library

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Military history

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'