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'I didn't think it was possible to break dance to Perry Como!'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Turkish Democracy

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

New music conference

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Musical genres

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cowpunk

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

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