Trend Buster Pillows

Conformity, Equality, Anarchy.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Kensington Fluffies

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Solar Flares

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Traffic Offence Selfie

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Too Much?

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Shoe Whore