Trend Reviver Pillows

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Time capsule 1994"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Kensington Fluffies

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Office Park

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"We succumbed to your hype."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

Brick and Mortar

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Solar Flares

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Butterfly Woman

Too Much?

Shoe Whore

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."