Trend Detective Pillows

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Is this dressy or casual? I can't tell anymore.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Men's business romper.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Kensington Fluffies

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"We succumbed to your hype."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Georgian head-dress

Basic Instinct