Trend Hunters Pillows

"It's something new, it's a hat-top."

Hipster Rope.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Men's business romper.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Kensington Fluffies

"That shirt is so last year."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.