Market Trend Detective Pillows

'Follow me. It's the stock market. It's gone this way.'

Everybody knows about the bull and the bear but only a few know about the animal that really rules the markets.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

"Everything's gone up."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Out of control

The Euro - R.I.P.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

The United States' economy deflating.

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The Decline of the Euro.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Yo-Yo Sales

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Have you seen my money?