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'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

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"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

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'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

Coming out of the crisis

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Jetsgo out of business.

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

'I run a small investment firm. Unfortunately, it used to be a large investment firm.'

"Time capsule 1994"

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

Home Owners.

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

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