Recession Reviver Gifts

'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Office Park

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

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"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Coming out of the crisis

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

'I run a small investment firm. Unfortunately, it used to be a large investment firm.'

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

"Time capsule 1994"

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

Home Owners.

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"This place looks a bit run down."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."