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Recession Redeemer Gifts
Got a friend or loved one facing challenging times due to the recession? Our collection of fun, optimistic items offers a perfect way to cheer them up. Designed for those who see opportunity in difficulty, our products provide humor and encouragement, making difficult financial times a little brighter with clever designs and thoughtful messages.
"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."
Office Park
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
Business News.
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HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"
"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."
"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."
'What happens when we run out of gas?!'
"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."
The Circle.
'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'
'It's the little things that add up - checking receipts, redeeming vouchers, the diamond mine at the bottom of the garden.'
Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.
The Long Wait...
"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"
'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'
'I hate it when court's out in recess.'
"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"
"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."
'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'
"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."
"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."
Shouting.
"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"
'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'
"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."
Layoff News.
Turning the Tables Around
Please allow us to take you through the path of economic recovery.
'That's our founder and his parole officer.'
'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'
Recession Redeemer Gifts Collection
Recession Redeemer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more funny and inspiring products celebrating the recession redeemer spirit.
Recession Redeemer Pillows
Find pillows that bring a touch of humor and hope into any space, perfect for the resilient soul.
Recession Redeemer Prints
Browse our prints to showcase artwork that celebrates overcoming adversity with wit and style.
Recession Redeemer T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirts for clever, uplifting designs that turn economic challenges into statements of strength.