Recession Redeemer Pillows

Santa bailout.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Office Park

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Business News.

For sale

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

The Circle.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'It's the little things that add up - checking receipts, redeeming vouchers, the diamond mine at the bottom of the garden.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

The Long Wait...

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

Shouting.

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."

Layoff News.

Turning the Tables Around

Please allow us to take you through the path of economic recovery.

'That's our founder and his parole officer.'

'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'