Recession Redeemer Pillows

Santa bailout.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Office Park

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Business News.

For sale

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

The Circle.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'It's the little things that add up - checking receipts, redeeming vouchers, the diamond mine at the bottom of the garden.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

The Long Wait...

Shouting.

"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

Layoff News.

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Please allow us to take you through the path of economic recovery.

'That's our founder and his parole officer.'

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."

'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'