Recession Rebel Pillows

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Recession

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

For sale

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Hipster Police Department

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'