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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

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"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Hipster Police Department

Squeezing a tight budget...

US Dollar weakens.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'