Recession Realist Pillows

Add a touch of honest humor to any space with pillows that celebrate the pragmatic attitude of the recession realist. Great for cozying up and staying grounded.

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'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.' mockup

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

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'If things don't improve, we'll have to close 3 plants and lay off 50 employees or ask you to live a little more simply.'

'If things don't improve, we'll have to close 3 plants and lay off 50 employees or ask you to live a little more simply.' mockup

'If things don't improve, we'll have to close 3 plants and lay off 50 employees or ask you to live a little more simply.'

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"I thought you said no bonuses this year?"

"I thought you said no bonuses this year?" mockup

"I thought you said no bonuses this year?"

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Desk on casters - "You don't feel very secure working at this place."

Desk on casters - "You don't feel very secure working at this place." mockup

Desk on casters - "You don't feel very secure working at this place."

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'Look at the Joneses with their new loaf of bread.'

'Look at the Joneses with their new loaf of bread.' mockup

'Look at the Joneses with their new loaf of bread.'

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Construction at a standstill.

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"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently." mockup

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

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Recession

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'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.' mockup

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'

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"I need the saw again."

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"Goodbye cruel world."

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'The budget deficit is falling! The budget deficit is falling!'

'The budget deficit is falling! The budget deficit is falling!' mockup

'The budget deficit is falling! The budget deficit is falling!'

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Stock market full recovery?

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'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!' mockup

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

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Squeezing a tight budget...

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"What happened to consumer confidence?" mockup

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

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"It's not a bad time to be out of work. You'll have plenty of company at the unemployment office."

"It's not a bad time to be out of work. You'll have plenty of company at the unemployment office." mockup

"It's not a bad time to be out of work. You'll have plenty of company at the unemployment office."

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Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party. mockup

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

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Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry. mockup

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

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'I remember when feeling the pinch just meant sexual harassment,'

'I remember when feeling the pinch just meant sexual harassment,' mockup

'I remember when feeling the pinch just meant sexual harassment,'

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'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.'

'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.' mockup

'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.'

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'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.' mockup

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

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Will work for food. . . Will work for Ford.

Will work for food. . . Will work for Ford. mockup

Will work for food. . . Will work for Ford.

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'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.' mockup

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

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US Dollar weakens.

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'The only consolation is, that's the executive who laid ME off.'

'The only consolation is, that's the executive who laid ME off.' mockup

'The only consolation is, that's the executive who laid ME off.'

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'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.'

'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.' mockup

'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.'

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'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.' mockup

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.' mockup

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human." mockup

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

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Federal Guidelines

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Recession Realist Pillows Collection

Recession Realist Mugs

Discover a range of mugs perfect for the recession realist—witty, practical, and designed to make every coffee break a moment of honest humor.

Recession Realist Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that highlight the resilience and humor of the recession realist—making your space both inspiring and light-hearted.

Recession Realist T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that celebrate the resilient, witty spirit of the recession realist—ideal for casual wear and spreading a positive, pragmatic message.