Recession Critics Pillows

Rejection.com

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Why markets crash.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Republican politics!

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Recession

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

Federal Guidelines

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"Goodbye cruel world."

Emergency Firebreaker

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

The Pope Code

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

Dollars Press Conference

Squeezing a tight budget...

US Dollar weakens.

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Capitalism

Too big to fail

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"I need the saw again."

Gluttony and Famine