Economy Critics Pillows

Free market pinata.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Why markets crash.

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

Republican politics!

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Capitalism gone nuts!

Federal Guidelines

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Dollars Press Conference

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Low standard of living

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

Gluttony and Famine

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Wall Street Bailout

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."