Economy Critic Pillows

Bank Stress Test

Bernie Madoff

Campaign ads we won't be seeing.

Next Teller Please.

Why markets crash.

'What we need is another scandal that ends in 'gate'...to take people's minds off the unequal distribution of wealth issue.'

"You're not young, rich, or successful. This makes you uninteresting to the advertising industry and therefore useless to the economy. I'm ordering the death penalty...next case.

Yo Man

"This government has killed our chances of running a successful business on the high street. Not one customer all morning!"

The Shrinking Dollar.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

Republican politics!

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Capitalism gone nuts!

Federal Guidelines

Dollars Press Conference

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Bureau of Inflation.

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Low standard of living

Wall Street In Jail

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

"The filthy rich"

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.