Economic Critics Pillows

'They DID turn the economy around.. this is its ASS END!'

Managerial positions are appreciated.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"See here, Jarvis, give me some of your money." "How republican tax reform works."

'Hold still, these bullets cost money, you know.'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'We're giving 800 billion dollars to banks and big shots and you're telling me I may not get a lousy electric scooter?'

Stimulus money .

'Really? Meeting a vampire is scary, yet it's the capitalistic society that sucks us dry every day!'

"To celebrate millionaries, I propose we change 'Labor Day' to 'Bankers Too Big To Fail Day'!"

"Drill! Baby! Drill! Kill! Baby! Kill! Fill! Baby! Fill! Still? Baby? Still?"

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Why markets crash.

Republican politics!

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The Final Merger'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Capitalism gone nuts!

Federal Guidelines

The Pope Code

Dollars Press Conference

Capitalism

Wall Street In Jail

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Low standard of living

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Too big to fail

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."