Economic Critique Fans Pillows

Bankruptcy? Don't be ashamed. It's as American as baseball, apple pie and deficit spending.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Why markets crash.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Republican politics!

Capitalism gone nuts!

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Low standard of living

Dollars Press Conference

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

Gluttony and Famine

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'But the fundamentals are good!'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Wall Street Bailout

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

'I don't trust the government... what if we ask Oprah to bail us out instead?'

"Trump, Musk"