Economic Critique Fans Pillows

Bankruptcy? Don't be ashamed. It's as American as baseball, apple pie and deficit spending.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Why markets crash.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Republican politics!

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Capitalism gone nuts!

Capitalism

Wall Street In Jail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

The Pope Code

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Too big to fail

Low standard of living

Dollars Press Conference

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

Assuming That It Works

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

Gluttony and Famine

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

Wall Street Bailout

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

'I don't trust the government... what if we ask Oprah to bail us out instead?'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'But the fundamentals are good!'

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

"Trump, Musk"