Economy Critics Gifts

Free market pinata.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Why markets crash.

Republican politics!

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Federal Guidelines

Capitalism gone nuts!

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Dollars Press Conference

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The Pope Code

Wall Street In Jail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Low standard of living

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Capitalism

Too big to fail

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Assuming That It Works

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Gluttony and Famine

Wall Street Bailout