'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'
Economy Skeptic Gifts
Searching for a gift for the economy skeptic? Explore our collection of witty, creative products that poke fun at economic theories and monetary systems. Perfect for friends or colleagues who love a good laugh about the financial world, these items blend humor with a touch of critical thinking. Brighten their day and spark a chuckle with products designed to challenge conventional wisdom and celebrate a healthy dose of skepticism.
'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."
'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'
Why markets crash.
'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'
Republican politics!
'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'
How Trickle Down Economics Work
'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'
'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'
Euro fall...
Capitalism gone nuts!
This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.
A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.
'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'
Dollars Press Conference
Too big to fail
Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).
Wall Street In Jail
If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.
Capitalism
'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'
The Pope Code
'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'
The private sector is a parasite on the economy.
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'
'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'
'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'
Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000
Guide to Working Class Investing
Economy Skeptic Gifts Collection
Economy Skeptic Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for humorous and clever designs that speak to the economy skeptic’s playful critique.
Economy Skeptic Pillows
Comfort meets critique with pillows featuring funny and insightful takes on the economy—ideal for their home or office.
Economy Skeptic Prints
Decorate with artistic prints that challenge economic ideas and bring humor into their space—perfect for the skeptical mind.
Economy Skeptic T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts that make a statement about economic skepticism—perfect for anyone who loves to question the status quo.