Economic Skeptic Gifts

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'Supply-side economics is passe - we're now in the bait-and-switch era.'

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'I don't care what the media says; the economy is still bad. I run a one-man operation and I fired two people last week.'

'This is a bailout.'

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'

'How is this stimulus bill going to help our small business, Pops?' 'We can go out of business quicker.'

Capitalism

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I can't wait to see what trickles up from the State of the Union Address.'

Jobs Bill: 'It's not QUITE the same ingredients as before...and we've changed the labels!...'

'Atmospheric, conditions are right for a 'trickle-down', which will bring relief to impoverished areas!'

'To show our faith in the economy, I think we should invest in bigger tin mugs.'

'WOW! THE RECESSION IS OVER!'

Financial Adviser - 'I'd advise not listening to a word I say.'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'I keep my money in a matress. It's much safer than a bank!'

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

"What's this about my wealth trickling down to poor people?!"

GOPer: Trump's full blast trickle down!

2020 global economy - covid

State Treasury

Bloody HS2

"Don't ask me about the economy, going forward. I was the boss of the banks in the 2008 crash."

'No, thanks. I'll wait until the economy gets better.'

'Warning: The following news program contains numerous economic fallacies....'

Capitalism

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Never mind about me, God. Just bless America, and maybe some of it will trickle down."

More...manure!

Capitalism

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000