Economy Skeptic Mugs

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Why markets crash.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Republican politics!

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Euro fall...

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Capitalism gone nuts!

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Dollars Press Conference

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.