Capitalism Skeptic Mugs

"Despite the promises of our capitalist progenitors, I'm not finding deep joy in my work. I'd prefer to just hang with my buds."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'What do you expect in this era of mega mergers.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Big business is not evil

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

World Economics

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Making money for investors is simple