Recession Debater Pillows

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Federal Guidelines

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Yellow Vests

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

World Cop.

"No more stress!"

The Elephant in the Corner.

School of Voodoo Economics

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

Gordon Brown is making money.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

Banking Facade.

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

Bleeding-Heart Conservative

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."