Redemption Storyteller Gifts

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"King Herod sent us."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

" ... para Espanol ... "