Redemption Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Thomas Cranmer

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Intermediate Slouching.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Updated Classics.

Former Survivalist

It came to a point where neither of us could remember why we were feuding, so we became friends...

"And what if I refuse?"

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

Praying.

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

Memorial Day

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"We're saved!"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"What is it girl? Something happen to Timmy?"

Scrooge

I am the Resistance

"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'

Conrad Grebel (Anabaptism)