Redemption Admirer Gifts

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

The Gladiator.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Hillary Clinton

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Hans Holbein

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Shakespeare

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Statue fishing.

'What?'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

Retrospection.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Nelson Mandela

Benefactor of children

Martin Luther King Jr.

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"Cute... But way too young."

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Ballet Couple